1. Where will I be living this time next year?
2. When will my eldest son's voice change?
3. What's for dinner?
4. When will my gray hair start to overtake my blond hair?
5. Who will be the democratic presidential nominee?
6. How can anyone on this whole planet stand to even hear George Bush's voice without throwing something at the television?
7. When will the ski slopes open?
8. How will we ever get approved for a mortgage after living abroad for so many years?
9. Will I get breast cancer like my mother did?
10. Will XXX, who owes me almost 1000 Euros, ever pay?
11. Why aren't I working right now, since I have a huge project due in Monday?
12. Why am I still thinking about the beautiful young man I saw in Aspen yesterday wearing a Marines t-shirt and riding in wheelchair because he had no legs?
13. Why aren't we all thinking about him and his comrads everyday?
14. Why do all the geese in town prefer to shit right in the middle of the soccer field, making for stinky, slimy soccer games? (there are alot of geese here...)
15. Why did this mother deer choose the middle of the road as the best place to nurse her babies?